The Chef
The Chef
Issue date: 4/7/08 Section: Features
Ah yes, GBR: Spring theoretically in the air, MBA2s with their fading Spring Break tans, MBA1s with their newly acquired MAP tans, and BBAs basically taking over the Executive Residence. I was told that this issue was big because all the recent admits would be reading it, and was asked to give a little Shout-Out, if you will, to these Ross admits. I'll say this… after GBR you'll know whether you're meant to be here or not. If you come to GBR and after the weekend you're still on the fence, then God help you. All I'll offer up to these confused souls is one fact… Ari Gold got his JD/MBA from the University of Michigan. Ari Gold. Put that into your Google and smoke it.
This also happens to be the last edition of the MSJ for the year, or so I'm told. After getting my column yanked twice in the last month I'm thinking that perhaps this is just MY last edition for the year, but that's a story for another day. Niceties aside, I'm looking forward to coming back with a fresh set of Shout Outs in the fall, and wish everyone a great summer. On to this week's Shout Outs…
To MBA1s on MAPs in Africa… We get it, you're in Africa. Every time we log into Facebook we don't need to see pictures from last night's dinner.
To the "Reeboks with the straps"… I prefer the "boots with the furs"
To Ross Admissions… I've seen the "talented" Class of 2010 and all I have to say to you is "sieve sieve sieve sieve sieve sieve sieve".
To people taking Marketing… Click on this URL and fill out this survey, it'll only take a minute… www.surveymonkey.com/stopcloggingmyeffinginbox
To 1986… Based on what I've seen at Skeeps recently, you were more than just a good year for Italian reds.
To Gale Amyx… Best. Name. Ever?
To the guy with the "24" ringtone who takes a full minute to answer his phone when he's in Kresge… Unless Jack Bauer gained some weight and is now pushing 3 bills, I suggest you either put that thing on vibrate or go save some hostages.
To MBA1s without jobs yet… Consider grabbing a hardhat and a hammer and walking one block west. The good news is that you won't need a summer sublet.
To the Executive Residence Front Desk… You complete me.
To the girl who always sits on the couches in the ER Lobby and looks at Facebook… Get some hotter friends or close your laptop.
To the staff at Amer's… Can you "co-create" my pastrami sandwich like you even give a shit? I'm not asking for much here.
To MAP Communications Coaches… You kind of lose credibility when you don't respond to emails.
To Ross Class of 2010 Admits… Is there really even a decision to make?
To graduating MBA2s… Good luck -- and don't forget who your friends are during next year's recruiting season.
This also happens to be the last edition of the MSJ for the year, or so I'm told. After getting my column yanked twice in the last month I'm thinking that perhaps this is just MY last edition for the year, but that's a story for another day. Niceties aside, I'm looking forward to coming back with a fresh set of Shout Outs in the fall, and wish everyone a great summer. On to this week's Shout Outs…
To MBA1s on MAPs in Africa… We get it, you're in Africa. Every time we log into Facebook we don't need to see pictures from last night's dinner.
To the "Reeboks with the straps"… I prefer the "boots with the furs"
To Ross Admissions… I've seen the "talented" Class of 2010 and all I have to say to you is "sieve sieve sieve sieve sieve sieve sieve".
To people taking Marketing… Click on this URL and fill out this survey, it'll only take a minute… www.surveymonkey.com/stopcloggingmyeffinginbox
To 1986… Based on what I've seen at Skeeps recently, you were more than just a good year for Italian reds.
To Gale Amyx… Best. Name. Ever?
To the guy with the "24" ringtone who takes a full minute to answer his phone when he's in Kresge… Unless Jack Bauer gained some weight and is now pushing 3 bills, I suggest you either put that thing on vibrate or go save some hostages.
To MBA1s without jobs yet… Consider grabbing a hardhat and a hammer and walking one block west. The good news is that you won't need a summer sublet.
To the Executive Residence Front Desk… You complete me.
To the girl who always sits on the couches in the ER Lobby and looks at Facebook… Get some hotter friends or close your laptop.
To the staff at Amer's… Can you "co-create" my pastrami sandwich like you even give a shit? I'm not asking for much here.
To MAP Communications Coaches… You kind of lose credibility when you don't respond to emails.
To Ross Class of 2010 Admits… Is there really even a decision to make?
To graduating MBA2s… Good luck -- and don't forget who your friends are during next year's recruiting season.
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