"Shout Outs" from the Chef
The Chef
Issue date: 3/31/08 Section: Features
Rumor has it that when The Chef's column didn't make into the two previous editions a group of students staged a sit-in in the MSJ office until the MSJ Exec Board agreed to bring back the column. I appreciate the love. I've also heard that people are worried about getting called out by The Chef, and you know what, they should be. As long as the MSJ keeps asking me back (much obliged), I'm going to keep chopping away.
We've all seen the emails about how the MBAs are getting hosed with next year's Big House seating arrangement. Even though A. Rosser clearly can't tell seriousness from sarcasm I appreciated the passion of the football seating article a few weeks back. When people make noise things change. I guess enough people made noise because the Athletic Department went back to seating based on credit hours.? The point is this, when I'm at the CCRB I don't mind being all the way in the back row on the treadmill because there's a lot of good stuff happening not more than 20 feet in front of me. When we start talking about sitting in the back rows of the stadium, well, that's when I have issues. Issue resolved then, right? Not exactly. What you might not know is that the following people will still be sitting in front of us next year:
Charlie Batch: The former EMU and Detroit Lions QB is one of high school QB sensation Terrelle Pryor's "advisors". And by "advisors" I mean he's sleeping with Pryor's aunt. Nice work, Chaz. Yet again you drop the ball like you did so many times during your NFL career. The ol' Maize and Blue offered Mr. Batch season tickets in front of the MBA section. Ohio State offered Mr. Batch front row seats on the 50 yard line. Coincidence Pryor chose OSU?
The Zingerman Family: You think the administration is walking down the cafeteria to eat some Tuscan Turkey Melt nonsense? Of course not. They're holed up in their offices chowing down on three foot high pastrami sandwiches. So how do they afford Zingerman's catering every day? They bartered for it by using our seats as payment.
We've all seen the emails about how the MBAs are getting hosed with next year's Big House seating arrangement. Even though A. Rosser clearly can't tell seriousness from sarcasm I appreciated the passion of the football seating article a few weeks back. When people make noise things change. I guess enough people made noise because the Athletic Department went back to seating based on credit hours.? The point is this, when I'm at the CCRB I don't mind being all the way in the back row on the treadmill because there's a lot of good stuff happening not more than 20 feet in front of me. When we start talking about sitting in the back rows of the stadium, well, that's when I have issues. Issue resolved then, right? Not exactly. What you might not know is that the following people will still be sitting in front of us next year:
Charlie Batch: The former EMU and Detroit Lions QB is one of high school QB sensation Terrelle Pryor's "advisors". And by "advisors" I mean he's sleeping with Pryor's aunt. Nice work, Chaz. Yet again you drop the ball like you did so many times during your NFL career. The ol' Maize and Blue offered Mr. Batch season tickets in front of the MBA section. Ohio State offered Mr. Batch front row seats on the 50 yard line. Coincidence Pryor chose OSU?
The Zingerman Family: You think the administration is walking down the cafeteria to eat some Tuscan Turkey Melt nonsense? Of course not. They're holed up in their offices chowing down on three foot high pastrami sandwiches. So how do they afford Zingerman's catering every day? They bartered for it by using our seats as payment.
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