The Monroe Street Journal

Issue date: 3/31/08 Section: Features

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Buddy: I got to Juan's fashionably late because, you know, I'm in college now. As it turns out, my date was late so I had time to kill. It was off to the bathroom.

Jamie: I only have a few classes left before I get my license, so I can't take the car out on my own yet. Charles gave me a ride, but I was late because he had to fix the lady next door's plumbing. She sure has a lot plumbing issues.
Buddy: While waiting for my date in the men's room, I ensured every curl was in place and my sleeves were properly rolled. Buddy looked good and Buddy was ready to party.

Jamie: When I saw Buddy waiting at the bar, I couldn't believe it. I never thought of Buddy in that way. At the same time, I haven't dated a college guy before. Charles cannot find out about this date.

Buddy: When Jamie walked through the door, I was for sure surprised. I mean, what am I going to do with a high school girl? I'm big man on campus. And what is Charles going to think? We've been best buds since freshman year at Copeland. If he finds out, I'm dead.

Charles: When I dropped Jamie off, I peered through the window of Juan's and saw Buddy. She said she was meeting some friends for dinner. I don't understand why Buddy was there? Maybe it was just a coincidence.

Jamie: Buddy's hair looked really good. And he was wearing a sweater over a collard shirt, with the sleeves rolled up. He actually looked okay, so I figured why not.

Buddy: Jamie had some glitter on her face and her hair in a scrunchie. She looked great. I don't know how she and Sarah came out of the same womb.

Jamie: Once we sat down for dinner, Buddy went on and on about the fraternity parties he crashed last semester and his college sexcapades. It was kind of cute how he was trying to impress me. I knew he was full of it, though. Charles told me Buddy is a virgin.

Buddy: She seemed impressed with my college stories, especially the one where I slept with two girls in the same night. Yeah, that's big-time.

Jamie: Two girls in the same night? Come on.

Buddy: The date was going great. After we finished our tacos, things really heated up.

Jamie: While finishing our meal, a couple of Buddy's college friends walked in and started calling him "Lamebeck." I felt really bad for him, so I put my hand on his leg out of sympathy.

Buddy: When she touched my leg, I knew it was on. So I leaned over and laid one on her. We adjourned to the dorm room for some "Buddy" sex. I debated whether it was tasteless to put her scrunchie on the door handle. Tasteless or awesome? Buddy voted awesome.

Jamie: When Buddy tried to kiss me, I knew it was time for me to go. I called Charles to come pick me up. I think Buddy got scared as he ran out before Charles arrived. I'm so glad Charles in in charge - both of our days and our nights.

Buddy: Jamie told me it was the best sex ever and she thinks she's in love with me, but that's standard.

Love Meter: Check Please

Jamie: 1 out of 5. The one is for his hair. No more Buddy for me. Me and

Charles, on the other hand?
Buddy: 5 out of 5. The sex was great, but moving on.

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