Ross Venting
Issue date: 3/18/08 Section: Humor
This weeks submitted vents...
"I'd just like to complain about the lack of hooks and toilet seat covers in the bathroom. The other pet peeve is the faucets that are too short for the sink that always lead to the counters being covered in water. Why doesn't the school have a suggestion box for these sorts of things, if they really want our feed back?"
"Are there meaningful relationships anymore? In our quest to find the perfect mate, does it make sense that we've found ourselves in relationships after relationships with no immediate payoff? We tend to find ourselves in a constant dating game, trying to find someone who we think we could be happy with, for some amount of time. Finally, once that time is up, the relationship is over and we're back on the path of looking for the next relationship to delve into. When does the cycle finally end? Are having seemingly meaningless relationships, the only way to find a meaningful one?"
"30%? 30% of the current class has had internship offers AND has accepted? That seems unrealistic and looking around, it becomes hard to believe that statistic."
"When will it stop snowing? This endless white/grey/brown slush is getting really old. Makes me really happy to be on a domestic MAP."
"I can't believe grad students are at the bottom of the totem pole in the Big House next year. There has got to be something we can do about that...We need the Dean to help out."
Submit your anonymous vents to msj.editor@gmail.com
"I'd just like to complain about the lack of hooks and toilet seat covers in the bathroom. The other pet peeve is the faucets that are too short for the sink that always lead to the counters being covered in water. Why doesn't the school have a suggestion box for these sorts of things, if they really want our feed back?"
"Are there meaningful relationships anymore? In our quest to find the perfect mate, does it make sense that we've found ourselves in relationships after relationships with no immediate payoff? We tend to find ourselves in a constant dating game, trying to find someone who we think we could be happy with, for some amount of time. Finally, once that time is up, the relationship is over and we're back on the path of looking for the next relationship to delve into. When does the cycle finally end? Are having seemingly meaningless relationships, the only way to find a meaningful one?"
"30%? 30% of the current class has had internship offers AND has accepted? That seems unrealistic and looking around, it becomes hard to believe that statistic."
"When will it stop snowing? This endless white/grey/brown slush is getting really old. Makes me really happy to be on a domestic MAP."
"I can't believe grad students are at the bottom of the totem pole in the Big House next year. There has got to be something we can do about that...We need the Dean to help out."
Submit your anonymous vents to msj.editor@gmail.com
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