Shout - Outs from the Chef
The Chef
Issue date: 3/10/08 Section: Humor
How is it possible that the MSJ lacks a good gossip/social commentary column? That weak sauce the 'Anonymous Rosser' was serving up before Spring Break just doesn't cut it during these cold winter months. From here on, 'The Chef' will be serving it up spicy, raw, and uncut. I'll start with this; when Habitat for Humanity starts relying on the Ross School of Business to hold a date auction in order to raise money, you know times must be tough for Habitat. I've been to state fairs and have seen vegetables auctioned off for more money. Hey admissions folks, it's time to start bringing back the "send in a picture with your application" requirement like we had for undergrad applications. No wonder we dropped in the rankings. The good news however, is that a lot of money was raised and kudos to the event organizers. The Chef loves some charitable causes. With MBA1s shipping off to exotic and not-so-exotic destinations for MAP projects (seven weeks in Bentonville sure sounds great), and MBA2s doing whatever the hell it is MBA2s do, there's no better time for the first edition of Shout Outs…
To MBA1s going on international MAPs and leaving their partners in Ann Arbor…you know it gets very cold in Ann Arbor at night, right?
To partners with their MBA1 boyfriend/fiancé/husband going on an international MAP...hey.
To LL COOL B…I keep hearing the chatter in the cafeteria, Ladies Love Cool Beil.
To the Eis-Man…yo, what up? Skeeps tonight? (Pound)
To the MBA2 ladies…you are the equivalent of second semester seniors; it's time to start putting out.
To the guy who falls asleep on the chairs right inside by the glass doors at Kresge…go home and sleep it off, you look like shit.
To the ERBers…I just threw my bottle of water in the garbage, what?
To BTB Cantina…wristbands, minors, margaritas, staying open until 4am, can you say "Spring Break Ann Arbor"?
To Core Professors…every time you give someone a Low Pass an angel gets its wings.
To the MBA ladies…I know yogurt is healthy, but not when you eat it by the truckload. Seriously.
To the JD/MBAs…stop stealing my jobs
To the BBA ladies…I wasn't staring at you, it's just that there was this thing in my right eye, and the sun was coming in at a weird angle…Ok, I was staring. I love you.
To the guy who sits in the ER Lobby and always works on crossword puzzles…the answer to 28 Down is yousuckatspelling.
To the girl in Valuations…Last quarter I noticed you, noticing me, noticing your lower back tattoo.
To the Gunner in Section 6…just shut up already.
To MBA Club Presidents…this is the last call to write those emails about your newly elected Exec Boards, because we all stopped caring after we got the one about the China Blue Charity Fund Board Team 2008-2009.
To MBA1s going on international MAPs and leaving their partners in Ann Arbor…you know it gets very cold in Ann Arbor at night, right?
To partners with their MBA1 boyfriend/fiancé/husband going on an international MAP...hey.
To LL COOL B…I keep hearing the chatter in the cafeteria, Ladies Love Cool Beil.
To the Eis-Man…yo, what up? Skeeps tonight? (Pound)
To the MBA2 ladies…you are the equivalent of second semester seniors; it's time to start putting out.
To the guy who falls asleep on the chairs right inside by the glass doors at Kresge…go home and sleep it off, you look like shit.
To the ERBers…I just threw my bottle of water in the garbage, what?
To BTB Cantina…wristbands, minors, margaritas, staying open until 4am, can you say "Spring Break Ann Arbor"?
To Core Professors…every time you give someone a Low Pass an angel gets its wings.
To the MBA ladies…I know yogurt is healthy, but not when you eat it by the truckload. Seriously.
To the JD/MBAs…stop stealing my jobs
To the BBA ladies…I wasn't staring at you, it's just that there was this thing in my right eye, and the sun was coming in at a weird angle…Ok, I was staring. I love you.
To the guy who sits in the ER Lobby and always works on crossword puzzles…the answer to 28 Down is yousuckatspelling.
To the girl in Valuations…Last quarter I noticed you, noticing me, noticing your lower back tattoo.
To the Gunner in Section 6…just shut up already.
To MBA Club Presidents…this is the last call to write those emails about your newly elected Exec Boards, because we all stopped caring after we got the one about the China Blue Charity Fund Board Team 2008-2009.
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